I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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