We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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