that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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