what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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