That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You are a booty call, not a friend.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Pooping to opera.
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