I smell stomach acid.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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