lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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