His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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