Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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