Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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