Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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