Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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