Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
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...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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