hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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