I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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