this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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