Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
