remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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