Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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