Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you win again, gameday.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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