so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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