that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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