guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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