Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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