im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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