I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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