I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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