ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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