and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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