You were right. It hurts to walk today.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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