You're so nebulous sometimes
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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