Having a random hookup so left but love u
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Randomize
