if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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