wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
