i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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