I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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