New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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