When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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