I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Randomize
