Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
She just used a chaser for red wine.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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