Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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