Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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