Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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