So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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