What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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