Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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