weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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