lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
In other news, I just burned my penis
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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