haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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