I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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