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I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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