FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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