ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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