if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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