i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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