Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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