I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize