fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
His nipple licking is glorious
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