I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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