I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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