He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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